Monthly Archives: November 2012

WTIFH 11/25/12 – An Old Fashioned Deal

This week: Nate Brewer stops by to show us his Murder Basement.

@jonkeown, @goatcabin, @baroquesampson

Theme song courtesy of Caitlin Stephens.

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WTIFH 11/22/12 – Mickey Rooney

This week: Happy TurkDay, everyone.

@jonkeown, @goatcabin, @baroquesampson

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Ep.2: Let Me Tell You About SBURB


Mike and I continue to descend into the screaming void of Homestuck. John STRIFEs with his father, puts a bunny back in the box, and starts playing SBURB with his internet friend tentacleTherapist, while Mike comes down with his first case of The Homestucks.

Ep.2: Let Me Tell You About SBURB

This episode features the songs Harlequin, Showtime (Original Mix), and Sburban Jungle from Homestuck Volumes 1-4, along with sound clips from the films A Time to Kill and Con Air.


October 29th, 2012

The Show is late! But it’s not called that anymore. Join us as we rename our podcast (spoilers you probably can already see the name), talk about Fez, and fix my testicle!

Don’t forget to subscribe and listen to the other podcasts on The Show!


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Ep.1: Let Me Tell You About John Egbert

So a whole lotta chumps on the internet seem pretty into this Homestuck thing. But normal people, with lives and rich interpersonal relationships? They can’t be bothered with bullshit like this:


I mean, what the fuck am I even looking at here? A bunch of god damn nonsense, that’s what.

Well, okay. That’s not true. I know exactly what I’m looking at. Lord English the time-traveling billiards-themed pimp demon is descending in his magical sarcophagus onto a Time Quest Bed in a dream bubble collusion of The Felt’s mansion, The Land of Heat and Clockwork, Skaia, one of Alternia’s moons, Prospit, and Derse, somewhere out in the void of the Furthest Ring. This is a sentence that makes perfect sense if you’re reading Homestuck.

See, the terrible truth is that I’m a can of grey body paint and a pair of fake horns away from being the most wretched and disgusting Homestuck fan you can find. My knowledge of this convoluted nonsensical 6000 page long clusterfuck of a webcomic is nigh on encyclopedic.

Thankfully, not everyone is like me. Most people don’t have time for this shit. You know someone who doesn’t have time for this shit? Mike Blais, Internet Mogul Extraordinaire. But what Mike Blais DOES have time for is fleeting evanescent internet popularity. And these days the king at the heaping shit-pile of internet fame is Homestuck.

And so, Mike Blais has entered into a dark contract with me. I will proceed to read him the entirety of Homestuck over Skype, and he will record my narration and his reactions to it in the vain hope that the resultant audio files will lead to a treasure horde of retweets and followers, and desperately try to maintain his sanity as we spiral into the bottomless depths of MS Paint Adventures. The first record of our grim work can be found here:

Ep.1: Let Me Tell You About John Egbert (Direct Download: Right click > Save As)

This episode features the song Homestuck from Homestuck Volume 5, and Showtime (Piano Refrain) from Homestuck Volumes 1-4.